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Abster Withdrawls

Abster Withdrawals: can refer to any sort of separation, but is most commonly used to describe the group of symptoms that occurs upon the abrupt discontinuation/separation or a decrease in dosage of the intake of medications, recreational drugs, and alcohol, or sister withdrawals.

Dear Abby,

I am having an Abster Withdrawal and she lives way in the heart of Texas!! I need some Relieve so fly out and come see me. Because I can't find any dealers who are selling sisters.

Love,

Tatum

Word

Word: Something that is said.

My little Olivia is starting to some words in which I can understand. Her first word that she ever said; even before Ma-ma and Da-da was Ginger. Ginger is my mother-in-law dog and that baby loves Ginger. Olivia then learned how to say Da-Da, Ma-ma, Park, Church, Thank you, Please, Out, Ball, Door, Sure, Baby, Book, Cat, Deer, Bird, Oh No, Hello, Jesus and Cute. I love it when she says cute. We will be strolling down the mall and she will look in windows and tell me Ma-Ma cute!!!! And point at some adorable clothes. I'm glad she is like me in noticing all things beautiful. "If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." But, then she said TV. I wanted to cry when she said that word and can't believe it made it to the top 100 words that my baby utters first. I didn't even give her a high five when that word came out. I just said; Oh, No!!!!!

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